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Why do washing machines have clocks? Dingle, Dongle or Dangle?

I have never met a washing machine with a clock. This isn’t the best starting point. What I’m guessing is the case here is that fancy washing machines (outside my remit) have clocks on them, largely to distinguish them from … Continue reading

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What?

It’s just there isn’t it. Right in front of you, staring back at you. Constantly being. Looking like it’s knowing. Staying the same apart from movement. Actually changing. Slow but fast. Constantly manipulable, pliable and RIGHT THERE. I’m talking, of … Continue reading

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Sweating, woo or boo?

Well. So. Erm. Okay. I’m a very sweaty person. I’m one of those people who does it if they just walk around a bit with even a tiniest layer too many clothes. ANd I wear a lot of layers, so … Continue reading

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Arms or legs?

We’ve approached this from a chopping off angle before, so I’d better find something new. I think my legs are sexier, but I prefer moving my arms. There’s a fluidity and control there that I can’t quite replicate in the … Continue reading

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What makes internet access a human right?

I don’t know that it is. On thinking, I’m finding my brain in a squidgy place, pondering what makes a right a right. In theory, human rights must be universal needs, applicable to everyone, things that should never be contravened … Continue reading

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