Category Archives: Illustrations by Maria

Why Bother?

Why not? Seriously. I think the natural inertia of not bothering or not doing is built upon illusion. It always seems easier not to do anything, but I think it’s a lie. I think it creates more problems in the … Continue reading

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Why Is The Night Time The Right Time? (it is by the way)

Because it rhymes. And everyone knows that rhymes is truths. Also, they mostly come out at night, mostly. Also. It’s when the stars might be out (and they came from the stars, I saw them) and the moon is in … Continue reading

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Where’s Wally?

There he is. My two abiding memories of Where’s Wally are frustration and the cartoon series, which had a certain coolness to it, despite being boring, and contained the ridiculous notion that Wally  would speak with an American accent. Apart … Continue reading

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Is subjectivity possible under the current administration?

One of my primary issues with the ConDem Coalition currently governing our sceptred isle is definitely that they keep on interfering with my subjective interpretation of the percieved reality in which I’m functioning. Seriously, what the fuck? What can get … Continue reading

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“There was a time when people simply wanted to sense the moon, but now they want to see it” [Goethe]. Discuss.

‘Remember, when you’re walking home tonight, and the moonlight is streaming into the eyes of the one you love, it’s all there is.’ I don’t know what people thought the moon was before they knew that big round rocks reflected … Continue reading

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My cousin Carlton is such a loser, and my Uncle Phil and Auntie Viv have grounded me for playing some kind of madcap prank. What should I do?

It’s probably about time to boom, shake shake shake the room? Whatever that means. You can’t keep a fresh prince down. I’ve read that while NWA released the incendiary ‘Fuck tha Police‘ the number one record in the US was … Continue reading

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Why are dogs and cats considered enemies?

I’m guessing because quite a lot of them don’t get on? Animals being quite territorial beings, they take a while to get used to each other unless they smell friendly, so when a cat and a dog first meet, they … Continue reading

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